Thank you, everyone, for your kind words of support as I recover at the Collin Health Center in Georgehampton. I am relieved that I have not been diagnosed with the swine flu, but, instead, overfunitosis. I have had tuna infusions and they seem to have stabilized me. Dr. Hibbert may release me in a day or two, if I continue to progress. The rest of our expedition team is also doing well thus far. The only exceptions seem to be Sammy Sardine, who was also diagnosed with acute feline halitosis and Ted Nugent, sho is suffering from cat scratch fever. Please check back here for more updates on our progress!