For winning the 4000th Volume 2 post election, Zelgadis Senior has been granted the title of mayor. Congratulations!
Little Lady Coco has been named Governor of East Wirdleonia. However, due to her young and tender age, she has been appointed a regent to assist her until she has attained her majority. Princess Katherine asked me to serve as her regent this afternoon and I happily accepted.
Here's the Governor!
I am pleased to report that a sweet little kitten was rescued today from certain doom. The 2.5 week old kitten was separated from its mom and found wandering around a neighborhood school. A Bureau of Feline Affairs agent spotted the baby in distress and dispatched a human to whisk the baby to a secure location. Once secured, bottle fed and comforted, the kitten was transferred to a Bureau of Feline Affairs Fortuitous Feline Unit (FFU). The lucky kitten was given a staff of two humans by the FFU to service her every whim indefinitely. To all members of the FFU, a special commendation has been issued:
The Hero of Schulmania Award
On behalf of the Bureau of Feline Affairs and the Government of Schulmania, I applaud everyone's efforts to help this little baby start a happy life of furry goodness. Three cheers for the FFU!
I have looked at the newstands and understand that the latest edition of the Times of Smightower is due to be released soon. I can't wait to to read the newspaper.
My latest trip to the vet indicates that my hyperthyroidism is being managed well. Hooray!
The SchulmAnniversary 3 update is almost ready to debut!
Schulmania posting awards covering Volume 1 and Volume 2 p 1-127 and Volume 3 p 1-21 are now available in both Volume 1 (p 128) and Volume 3 (p 23). Please see who got wat awards.
Congratulations to the record 447 winners!