The latest Devonshire Digest will be released across the principality tomorrow. Get your copy at news stands everywhere!
Thank you, everyone, for your kind words of support as I recover at the Collin Health Center in Georgehampton. I am relieved that I have not been diagnosed with the swine flu, but, instead, overfunitosis. I have had tuna infusions and they seem to have stabilized me. Dr. Hibbert may release me in a day or two, if I continue to progress. The rest of our expedition team is also doing well thus far. The only exceptions seem to be Sammy Sardine, who was also diagnosed with acute feline halitosis and Ted Nugent, sho is suffering from cat scratch fever. Please check back here for more updates on our progress!
I would like to congratulate the 458 award winners for Volume 2 page 100. Great job, and thank you for your ongoing support!
I am pleased to announce that Volume 2 has now completed 100 pages. Soon, the 3000th post will be counted and the award package given out. I am eager to see who will be the lucky one!
As a special incentive for the 3000th poster, I am offering a fine new home in West Forest, the capital of East Atkinos. Help me decide which home to offer the winner. I am showing the homes I have purchased. One I will give away and the others I will resell. Please tell me which one should be the prize by commenting with the address of the home you like best.
I am dismayed that Admiral Hestorb has blogged about this situation. It was a simple misunderstanding. My staff will have a crate of Chicken Hearts and Livers dispatched from Georgehapmton promptly.
While Princess Shelby was visiting my home from Devonshire, she ate a few cans of my private reserve of Fancy Feast. That did not go over well. She offered to replace them. But, she took 3 cans of Chicken Hearts and Livers and replaced them with 3 cans of Sliced Chicken. Hardly comparable, in my opinion. I hope she will reimburse me properly soon.
I am displeased with the new format of Facebook. So, I am replacing my Facebook page with a new blog, to be found here: http://admiral-hestorb.blogspot.com/
I am expecting to hear a report from the SchulmaniQuest explloration team soon. I will have it posted as soon as I do. Please check back periodically to see updates as they occur.
I want to wish everyone a happy Wirdle Day! I am planning to have a fun day for my birthday tomorrow. I hope you enjoy it as well. Leave me a message to tell me how you are celebrating!