I may be unavailable for a while... I am on patrol in Wirtyplace, the seat of government and my (and the Supreme Wirdle's) home. Informants tell me that a mouse may have infiltrated. I will advise when the perpetrator has been apprehended and neutralized.
DATELINE: Temple Terrace, Schulmanicus
After consultation with the Bureau of Feline Affairs Privy Council, the Supreme Wirdle announced this evening her stimulus package for Simtropolis. Her rationale for this is that Schulmania Volume 1 contains 8012 posts and Volume 2 is now over 1800. Therefore, Schulmania is within 150 posts of having a milestone 10,000 posts. The person making this milestone post will need a prize worthy of such a grand accomplishment. The package agreed to includes the following components for the ten thousandth poster:
Accolades and a prize pack of Schulmania merchandise
Appointment as Governor of the District of East Wirdleonia
Power to select the city name for the first full city in East Wirdleonia from an approved list
Power to select the architectural theme of said city from an approved list
A free home in said city, paid for by the Supreme Wirdle, herself
If you have any questions about the stimulus package, please post them here.
I am assuming Hestorb's responsibilities during her recuperation period. If you wish to leave her any get well wishes, please feel free to do so here and I will pass them on to her.
Thank you for your continued support,
I will be answering questions from my subjects in a press conference to be published in Schulmania's Simtropolis thread. If you have questions you would like answered, please post them here and then look in Simtropolis for the answers.
The first real estate auction in the Grand Duchy of East Atkinos is scheduled to begin tomorrow. Who all's interested in living in exciting Woods of Wayne? You will have your chance soon. Time to make a withdrawal from the bank.